RUSHING! KILLER SPAM SCAM PORN FLOOD COMING!

Hold on tight, folks, because a massive tidal wave of spam is about to crash down on your mail. We're talking atrocious amounts of phony emails packed with vile porn. These bastards are trying to scam you out of your hard-earned money, so be totally vigilant. Don't click on any links in these emails, and report them immediately. Be smart! B